gillyhoo:

discoveringhomestuck:

walkinganddead:

YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

So in case you were wondering, yes, this is what I do when I need to procrastinate.

A parody of the song “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” by Billy Joel.

This baby took up about half of my throats lifespan, so you better enjoy it.

Here are the lyrics:

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider. They all play Sburb and end the world,

Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll,

Grandpa, Pester chum, Sweet Jeff and Hella Bro.

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain,

Vagabond, Medicate, Renegade, consorts, and denizens,

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning,

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre,

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutti, doomed timelines,

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end,

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap,

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  

Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology, apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nick Cage, city of cans,
Doc scratch, SnOwman, I warned you bout dem stairs man,

God tiers, March drag, who even is this douchebag?

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

 
The explorer is Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta,

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad,
Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen,

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass.   

Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire,

Buckets, squiddles, angles, all the Lussi get culled,
Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you,

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Matesprits, Auspitice, Moirail, and Kismesis,

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy
Post scratch, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk.

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ

Capchlogue Modus, and Strife specibus,

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer,

Can’t outrun what’s already here  

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again,

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads,
Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog,

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie.  

Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce,

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor,

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam,

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

You can’t fight the Homestuck

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

You win the internet

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